still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
I worked on Black Friday and this middle-aged lady tried to tell me I wasn’t working (I literally rubbed the skin off of the back of my heel from walking around so much.) and this teenager came up to me 5 minutes later and apologized for “that rude lady’s behavior.” Not gonna lie…I teared up a little after she left. Middle-aged people are the reason I will never work retail again.
when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you
"Some women like pretty girls" said the prettiest girl in Westeros to the other prettiest girl in Westeros.
shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever